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Dear Squeak/Jade,
Are you trying to like... make sure I come into your possession? I'm actually trying to save insanejournal because you're a cannibal and you've been hunting me for years. I know some other celebs (I'm only of sorts in a way) on there are beingv hunted by you and a few friends. You quite literally thought I didn't have any special powers but I do.
Guess what, sweetie? :D You'll never find out who I am but if you don't fucking stop! You're gonna pay for this shit by being Sephiroth. It was even prophesied you'd have long hair and Cloud would constantly disassociate. Get the FUCK OFF MY SERVER! WHICH IS MY BRAIN! AND NOT EVERYONE IS GAY OR WANT TO CANNIBALIZE! Soon as you talked in my fucking head that day, I pinged a weird feeling; God was telling me, this a cannibal! Fuck I better stay away! *growls.* Get out of my head, Sephiroth!
I couldn't think to denounce your ugly ass. I wonder if you salivate everytime you're talking to Cesie. 'Is this really the Lion of God?' You fucking idiot. I love you, get off that server. Call the police, report him. I told you, I'm your Seifer/Rinoa. Not that joke. He eats people.
You know what he says about me? 'Is this really the Lion's Wife? The King and Queen in my stomach. How wonderful would that be.' That's all I'm going to say. *rolls eyes.* I'm done. Be gone from my journal, bitch. I got a crown on my own, and I love you still. I was actually talking to Squeak. Get the fuck out, Squeak. I hate you, Squeak. Not kidding. Bye.
I don't say Ahh Baka Baka! I say AHHHH YOU CRAZY, HOE. STOP DATING THAT GUY FOR INSANEJOURNAL CLOT. HE IS NOT SEIFER LIKE AT ALL. SEIFER WOULD NEVER CANNIBALIZE. You don't either. Find Eric Henson, he's the real Seifer. And he's a sweetheart. I promise, he'll love you. He loveeeeeeeeees Latino Girls. Ooooh. He'll treat you like a princess. Or you date Cesie, whatever.
AHHHHH DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU! DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI! *screams.* BAKA! Bye.
Are you trying to like... make sure I come into your possession? I'm actually trying to save insanejournal because you're a cannibal and you've been hunting me for years. I know some other celebs (I'm only of sorts in a way) on there are beingv hunted by you and a few friends. You quite literally thought I didn't have any special powers but I do.
Guess what, sweetie? :D You'll never find out who I am but if you don't fucking stop! You're gonna pay for this shit by being Sephiroth. It was even prophesied you'd have long hair and Cloud would constantly disassociate. Get the FUCK OFF MY SERVER! WHICH IS MY BRAIN! AND NOT EVERYONE IS GAY OR WANT TO CANNIBALIZE! Soon as you talked in my fucking head that day, I pinged a weird feeling; God was telling me, this a cannibal! Fuck I better stay away! *growls.* Get out of my head, Sephiroth!
I couldn't think to denounce your ugly ass. I wonder if you salivate everytime you're talking to Cesie. 'Is this really the Lion of God?' You fucking idiot. I love you, get off that server. Call the police, report him. I told you, I'm your Seifer/Rinoa. Not that joke. He eats people.
You know what he says about me? 'Is this really the Lion's Wife? The King and Queen in my stomach. How wonderful would that be.' That's all I'm going to say. *rolls eyes.* I'm done. Be gone from my journal, bitch. I got a crown on my own, and I love you still. I was actually talking to Squeak. Get the fuck out, Squeak. I hate you, Squeak. Not kidding. Bye.
I don't say Ahh Baka Baka! I say AHHHH YOU CRAZY, HOE. STOP DATING THAT GUY FOR INSANEJOURNAL CLOT. HE IS NOT SEIFER LIKE AT ALL. SEIFER WOULD NEVER CANNIBALIZE. You don't either. Find Eric Henson, he's the real Seifer. And he's a sweetheart. I promise, he'll love you. He loveeeeeeeeees Latino Girls. Ooooh. He'll treat you like a princess. Or you date Cesie, whatever.
AHHHHH DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU! DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI! *screams.* BAKA! Bye.