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o_o Um...Want to know why my situation is so crazy right now? I was born and my Aunt Donna was jealous that everyone loved me. So she made me not take baths and smell up my moms house and piss myself. My mom now wants me dead, she's trying to get me killed because she was brainwashed.

My brother, Cesar (code, please understand), was given away at birth because my Aunt Donna would molest little boys. Both Rhonda and Donna would. So they couldn't have a boy in the house. Since then, we were always communicating twin wise.

*sighs.* Cesar may be my big brother. I'm not sure. In the hospital room, there was a baby in a bed, a little boy with auburn hair. I'm not sure what color hair Cesar has but I'm sure he's my big brother. He was given away at birth. Believe it or not. Or a few months later. I can't remember. We may have been premies. I was dark haired, he was auburn haired.

Anyway, my stupid mother wants me killed because she loves her baby sister more. I went in Cesar's stead to this facility. At the end of this I'm Seifer Almasy. Analyze FF8's situation and why I'm here instead. Seifer went to save Cesar and Pookie and the bitch turned out to be a crazy hoe. At least Cesar will be okay.

Cesar Caiser gave me reactionary therapy to being Squall Leonhart. He's a dweeb. Whatever. I may be using code for actual Squall, Eric Henson.

Because of my sister, my Aunt Donna and several other jealous women in my family. I'm sitting in piss and smell terrible. Soon as Ces would show up, people tried to kill me. ALSO ERIC HENSON IS GAY AND THINKS MY BROTHER IS HIS LOVER, AND I'M ACTUALLY SEIFER. Dick. He's been jealous that the real Seifer won. =/ Bitch. Even if we're not lovers, At least Ces will never have to deal with an asshole like you. You're abusive. A Troll. A dick. You've been making me write crazy shit for months and I finally won. Bitch.

Eric's trying to blow up my head. not Ces. -_- Audrian's actually Eric. ^_^ He posed as him, the dick. I thought someone fell in love with me and I was happy. =/ Bye asshole. Get out now.

I'm so fucking angry. I wish this asshole would leave me alone.

Eric's alive. I promise. He posed as Audrian and won't die. He found out Cesar Casier and I were in the back of each other's heads, giggling and talking and making fun of Eric and his goon and falling in love, so he panicked and tried to make sure he got us both. Now you know who is crazy? OUR CLOUD WHO IS ACTUALLY SEPHIROTH!

Zack, and Tifa (Both boys) don't agree with your bullshit, Cloud. Get out. We're professionally finished with you.

Cesar was code word for Cesar. Who may be my besties. =/ Whatever man.

I'm done listening to these assholes. Just know Eric Henson is a fucking douche and needs help.

Oh my app @ vampiricprayer.insanejournal.com I was protecting Cesie. He actually hunted as a child, he turned into a vegetarian/vegan later. This was his personality and his likes/dislikes, but he never even drank deer blood. Don't worry. I was protecting him for a reason. You'll understand why later. He may be my twin, regardless if he likes it or not. =/ *sighs.* We both may be the same age. I'm sure it's not Eric Henson. Eric Henson and his brother were cannibals who drank blood and kept trying to make celebrities drink blood to make it legal. Now listen, the reason because I said that Dylan Sprouse and Cesar Caiser drank blood in my applications as vampires, they stayed out of their heads. Cole Sprouse wanted to battle Cloud, go Vincent Valentine. *High five.* Vinny doesn't drink blood, he just misses Lurecia because she's in her cave all the time because Finoa is crazy and Eric is ...crazy. They're star-crossed don't worry. Lu just gotta come out of my cave.

This was a battle against satan. Named Eric Henson. And his evil mother, Fiona Henson, Professor Hojo. Get fucked Hojo. No one likes your ugly ass. You too Thomas Sanders....who is ERIC HENSON!

Get bent, you pricks. By the way, a lot of that stuff you did, was stuff I thought. Fuck you, dick.

Mitchell Eakle. If you ever force me to have a crush on you again, you will feel pain. Shinedown set this shit up, and I'm sick of being hurt over not wanting you. *crosses arms and stares.* Fuck you, Michie. You look like a troll now because you cannibalized your own foot. You looked like an aliens.

You will not get me. Never. Now stop isolating me and get out.

In conclusion; ERIC HENSON DIED IN IRAQ. For some reason my cousin Michie looked like Eric that day and he's been trying to force me back home to be his bitch until he decides to eat me. -_- I talk in riddles because Mitchell Eakle and Cole Sprouse are trying to protect each other through me. They're blood drinking lovers. n.n They were both Cam and they thought If they could make me their wife/bitch, well guess what? They'd have power for people to drink blood. Brett William Stevenson was doing the same thing, he introduced me to someone who drinks blood. I told him it was gross to get lost.

I don't remember your name sir, but people know who you are now. You are commanded ton cease and desist this mode of torture and back down. You will be going to prison for a long time to come. Don't be surprised if it's an interrogation like prison. *Spits on your feet.* Get lost.

Audrian is also Eric's friend. :D I don't trust you. You were going to make me a child molester at 15 or whatever, so I would be forced back home and made to drink blood. This was Eric's fan. If they could get all Pedophiles to drink blood, then guess what? There'd be power for blood for Child Molester's in power. They could make it spread. We'd all cannibalize. Do you understand?

They made me cannibalize. I was forced to drink it down. I hate them. It backfired, no one wants blood. It tastes like SHIT. Now you know, they drink period blood. They're vampires, cannibals. I was forced to drink period blood at this facility. THEY'RE REAL LIVE VAMPIRES.

I told you SAY NO TO RESIDENT EVIL! SAY HELP, LEON, SHEVA, REBECCA, HELENA, CLAIRE, CHRIS, STEVE, ASHLEY, CARLOS, ALICE AND ADA AND THE REST OF THE RESIDENT EVIL CAST VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES! AND CALL ON JEHOVAH IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK YOU, BITCHES. WE GOT THIS! I wasn't putting us first, it was just what came to mind.

This might be the actual cast and fans who want to be in their roles.

Let's roll. I told you a long time ago, vampires were going to take over. We need to get rid of them. That's why I create games. Just play with me, damn it. We got this. Dad will inspire us, gay or straight. Come on. We'll figure out what to do with them. Okay? They won't stop. The idiots. And they're hurting people for it.

Or maybe it's a lie. I don't know. You figure it out.

Rhonda. Did you get checked for schizophrenia yet? Oh. We're not schizo? We're telling the truth? Oh! Yeah, sure, believe Eric and his goons. Have fun.

Rhonda. You're a retard bitch. Stop protecting Eric now. Eric you know how to sever this connection. You just hurt me everytime and pretend you can't hurt me. It's our special connection, huh? Nope. STOP. Get out.

Bye Cese. You're a vampire. u.u BYe. Bye BYe Bye Bye Bye. bye bye bye ybe yeb ybe

Please let my brother come home? Please? I want to say .. something to him. FUCK YOU YOU CAN"T HAVE MY BLOOD DYLAN and COLE! AHHHHH BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA. <-- Thanks Erica. You goof. This is why I'm so fat, you produce more blood when fat. Please take away mental bending. It freaks out the world. They're making me fatter and fatter so I can give them blood on tap. =/ It disgusts me. It's against my heavenly father.

YOU WON'T GET POWERS, DUMBASS! You act like an animal instead. A caveman. You're creepy.

I'm a man. Get over it. I won't give you my blood. Go away.

I'm fucked up in the head, because so many people are doing creepy things. It's driving me nuts. Go get help, Hollywood. Please.
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